So I was in Georgetown today, wearing my pink crab capri pants and Ray-bans and twill Fedora, walking by Georgetown Cupcake and heading straight towards Sprinkles Cupcakes. One. I think Sprinkles cupcakes are better. Two. They are bigger. Three. The ladies of Georgetown Cupcake ( DC Cupcake if you watch the TLC show ) call their parents “Mommy” and “Daddy”.
Now, people have always thought it was weird I called my parents “Tom” and “Kellie”. You know, by their names. Do you call your brother “Brother”? I don’t think so. But to call your parents by such infantile titles? It makes me want to vom cream cheese frosting. I also don’t get why people don’t like this:
Yes, this is a full post. Tom & Kellie would approve
NOT me in my Pink Crab Pants
Kellie Approving at THE Columbus Zoo
Facial Hair Suggestion: Monkey Tail Beard
Actually, that is pretty wicked. Too bad there’s a no grow zone on both sides of my moustache. That’s why goatee is always out of the question.
i will be your girlfriend ONLY if you keep the ‘stache.
Well, that’s the best offer I’ve gotten so far. I’ll keep you posted.