Thoughts:
1. If we can have a truly international Little League World Series, why can’t we do this at the Major League Level?
2. If they have Frozen Yogurt places where you pay by weight, why can’t there be barbershops/hair salons where you pay by the weight of what they cut off? A trim shouldn’t slim your wallet that much.
3. There’s something cathartic about getting the closest parking space to your apartment, especially when your roommate is usually parked in it.
4. It’s sad that you can judge the productivity of your day by the proximity of your parking spot to your apartment ( the closer you are parked the less you did ).
5. If your idea of good chocolate is Hershey’s, then my idea of a good lay is a blowup doll.
6. Going to 3 different groceries stores before settling on a beer choice does not make you a beer snob. Ok, yes it does but I’m not buying anything with the world “summer” or “wheat” in the title. And fruit beers are for special occasions, like when you’re already too drunk to taste the raspberry in them.
7. Screw online dating, online blogging is where all the eligible singles are.
8. The only reason I would ever run a 5K is because some other blogger is and I secretly want to shadow them the whole race and then blow by them at the end of the race. So keep posting your times so I know who I can actually keep up with.
9. I know Ames isn’t going to win the “Bachelorette”, but sometimes you just have to cherish the time you have with someone even though you know it’s fleeting.
I so want someone to shadow me on a 5k. But I might trip him/her at the end. Just saying.
And fetch, I’ve been doing it wrong all these years by using online dating on and off. Why didn’t you broadcast this sooner!?
I just figured it out myself. Yeah, I don’t get running a race to get a PR or something. You either run to win or at least beat a specific person. Otherwise you’re just running with people around you.
I rather enjoy the feeling of pacing multiple people. Even if it is the dude who weighs 3x my size and walks half of it. I still passed his arse!
I would love to watch you smoke a blogger in a race.
You love Ames so much. When he gets eliminated at least he’ll be single.
He’s the only guy on that show capable of having an interesting, intelligent conversation. That has to count for something.
LOL. Ya, poor ames but man I wouldn’t pick him either. Can he please stop smiling?
i love Ames